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In my opinion, an egg white OMELET is not an omelet without CHEESE. It's
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This Weekend...Junior Nationals! 12 weeks of brutal diet & training
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I’m headed to Chicago this week for the Junior Nationals Figure Competition,
which is my first National level show. I don’t think I’ll do
well because of not being able to do cardio (thank you, knee) but I’m
hoping… and figure it’ll be a learning experience either way.
I have a bunch of photo shoots lined up this week as well, so there’s
that. I had one Wednesday that totally rocked and another tomorrow...more
on those once I get back home and enjoy something bready and cheesy.
Right now, I’m water loading and carb depleting, so it’s not
really a fun time for me. In other words, be happy you don’t live
here!
NOTE: Despite some out there claiming to agent for me, I don't have an
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And then nag the crap out of me until I get back to you. Works wonders.
Thoughts...
While I’m in a chipper carb depleted mood, I thought I’d mention
something. I’ve been holding my tongue for far too long. Last month,
I turned TNA down. They wanted me to come in as a wrestler and right now,
I can only be a manager. I’m banged up and I feel I’ve gone
down there too many times already. For nothing to happen yet again but
another hope spot and bull$hitting? I’m just not up for it. And my
heart hasn’t been in wrestling for a while, anyway. Ironically, the
day after I said no, they asked Roxxi back. After seeing the treatment
they gave her, I can’t help but wonder if that would have been me.
The fact that I would even have to ask myself that question…I feel
I made the right decision.
I think TNA is missing the boat on women’s wrestling and cruiserweights.
This is the niche that founded them…what WWE has consistently left
out. This is where they could make themselves stand out. I also think
they’re missing the boat on Roxxi. She’s got a unique look and
persona - it’s what endears her to fans. She’s not cookie cutter.
She’s also one of the best (and safest) females I’ve ever been
in a ring with. But most of all, she’s got a stellar work ethic.
In a business where so many are content to get by with doing as little
as possible, she’ll always give ‘er. I can’t say this about
many I’ve crossed paths with in my eleven years in wrestling. I’m
coming from a heritage of hard working immigrants, where work ethic means
something and entitlement simply doesn’t exist. You earn what you
get, and she has.
I am continually disappointed in TNA. They have all the tools, yet can’t
figure out how to use them. Dropping the ball is the only thing they excel
with.
As a fan, it’s frustrating. As a worker, it’s heartbreaking.
I reckon if Dixie Carter spent half as much time promoting as she does
twittering, they might actually have some ratings.
Then again, I could be wrong.
After all, who did I ever beat? ;)
Wish me luck this week! NPC Junior Nationals Figure Competion, Rosemont
IL - June 18th-19th.
Until next week. Kisses! April xo
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